Monday, October 3, 2011

Let's play the Michael Tonello + Donna Lehtonen drinking game!

Get your beverage of choice handy, and please take a shot whenever the following show up on PFA:

- the word nefarious
- your curse of choice; their comments are peppered with them
- the word scam
- snide and outright nasty comments about Asians, homosexuals, religious minorities: basically anyone they have decided they don't like
- any fake, anywhere on the planet
- some dubious news item that has nothing to do with PF, but MT and DL will assume it does - 'cuz you know, their world revolves around PF!
- some personal information about a stranger neither Donna nor Michael has ever met
- any puffed up review or mention of his book
- any poster, moderator or person who has anything to do with PF
- any comment that assumes that anyone with more than they have must be lying/faking/nefarious/scamming
- take a double shot if you read a post that combines two or more of the above

Want to play the game in an oh so special way? Then you must have the Tonello Lehtonen Cocktail.

Add:
A gallon of bitters.
A bottle of lemon juice.
A dash of ipecac.
Top with festive sour grapes.

Remember - the glass MUST be half full!

And let sit for at least a decade so it festers in its own juices.

Enjoy - play often! And be prepared for a killer hangover.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That site is a total snoozefest. They are the only two people posting there. People are sick of their picking on total strangers and making nasty comments. Eventually, even unkind people come to their senses and want nothing to do with it.

Anonymous said...

Well if i applied the sane rules to tpf I would be dead, from this drinking game.

Anonymous said...

This game captures MT & DL's charm so well!

Anonymous said...

Add a retarded looking suit to this game & a porn theater & you've got MT & PeeWee Herman hyuck hyucking all over themselves.

Anonymous said...

Agree 100%!!